Kevin Gilders, North Clayton, VIC

Boob Boxes
English lime, Tasmanian myrtle

These ‘Boob’ boxes are made from English lime with Tasmanian myrtle lids.
As specified in the entry, they can be picked up in two hands.
After a lifetime of careful study, I find myself relying on memory for the shape and form, and have been informed that my entry is not politically correct and borders on poor taste, so I will completely understand should it not feature in your prestigious magazine.
There was consideration given to halving the workload by entering only one, perhaps highlighting the breast cancer cause and radical mastectomy suffered by many women all over the world, but I thought like the bloke I am, a pair should be there.
Apologies for the deadline entry (again), but it seems there are many strange people out there, who want chainsaw carvings. It’s an odd way to earn a living, but someone has to do it.
Perhaps Wood Review will have a future competition where I may be able to use some of these off-beat acquired skills.

Photos: Kevin Gilders